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U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! Pls tell me, what do you think will happen next.......stay ­ bless

Hi peeps

U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! Pls tell me, what do you think will happen next.......stay ­ bless

The Three Men

Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpors, Were Out Riding In TheCar When It Crashed Into A Tree. Before Anyone Knows It, The Three Men Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby. “Gentlemen,” The Devil Started, “Due To The Fact That Heaven Is Now Overcrowded, Therefore St. Peter Has Agreed To Limit The Number Of People Entering Heaven. If Anyone Of You Can Ask Me A Question Which I Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer, Then You’re WorthyEnough To GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll Come With Me To Hell.” The Philosopher Then Stepped Up, “OK, Give Me The Most comprehensive Report On Socrates’ Teachings.” With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It And Concluded It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared. The Mathematician Then Asked, “Give Me The Most Complicated Formula You Can Ever Think Of!” With A Snap Of His Finger, Another Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Mathematician Read It And Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Mathematician Disappeared, Too. Akpors Then Stepped Forward And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!” The Devil Brought Forward A Chair. “Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said The Idiot. The Devil Did Just That. Akpors Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing Up, He Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart Come Out From?” The Devil Inspected The Seat And Said, “The Third H0le From The Right.” “Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From My Assh0le.” ....Akpors Went To Heaven

The Three Men

Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpors, Were Out Riding In TheCar When It Crashed Into A Tree. Before Anyone Knows It, The Three Men Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby. “Gentlemen,” The Devil Started, “Due To The Fact That Heaven Is Now Overcrowded, Therefore St. Peter Has Agreed To Limit The Number Of People Entering Heaven. If Anyone Of You Can Ask Me A Question Which I Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer, Then You’re WorthyEnough To GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll Come With Me To Hell.” The Philosopher Then Stepped Up, “OK, Give Me The Most comprehensive Report On Socrates’ Teachings.” With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It And Concluded It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared. The Mathematician Then Asked, “Give Me The Most Complicated Formula You Can Ever Think Of!” With A Snap Of His Finger, Another Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Mathematician Read It And Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Mathematician Disappeared, Too. Akpors Then Stepped Forward And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!” The Devil Brought Forward A Chair. “Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said The Idiot. The Devil Did Just That. Akpors Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing Up, He Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart Come Out From?” The Devil Inspected The Seat And Said, “The Third H0le From The Right.” “Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From My Assh0le.” ....Akpors Went To Heaven

The Three Men

Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpors, Were Out Riding In TheCar When It Crashed Into A Tree. Before Anyone Knows It, The Three Men Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby. “Gentlemen,” The Devil Started, “Due To The Fact That Heaven Is Now Overcrowded, Therefore St. Peter Has Agreed To Limit The Number Of People Entering Heaven. If Anyone Of You Can Ask Me A Question Which I Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer, Then You’re WorthyEnough To GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll Come With Me To Hell.” The Philosopher Then Stepped Up, “OK, Give Me The Most comprehensive Report On Socrates’ Teachings.” With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It And Concluded It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared. The Mathematician Then Asked, “Give Me The Most Complicated Formula You Can Ever Think Of!” With A Snap Of His Finger, Another Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Mathematician Read It And Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Mathematician Disappeared, Too. Akpors Then Stepped Forward And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!” The Devil Brought Forward A Chair. “Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said The Idiot. The Devil Did Just That. Akpors Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing Up, He Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart Come Out From?” The Devil Inspected The Seat And Said, “The Third H0le From The Right.” “Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From My Assh0le.” ....Akpors Went To Heaven

thaiwho: Why mother is always so special

thaiwho: Why mother is always so special: Why Mother is always so Special? When I came home in the Rain, Father asked :"why didn't u take an umbrella??" Sister advised : "why didn't ...

Why mother is always so special

Why Mother is always so Special? When I came home in the Rain, Father asked :"why didn't u take an umbrella??" Sister advised : "why didn't u wait till the rain stopped??" Brother angirly warned :"Only after getting a cold u will realize!!" But Mother,while drying my hair,said: "Stupid Rain ! couldn't it wait till my child came home...??!! That's why! All mothers are special, GOD bless them. How many Likes 4 mothers Luv...?

MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet meat parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima. Yours ever loving... Pythagoras

MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet meat parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima. Yours ever loving... Pythagoras

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.

OLD but GOLD

OLD BUT GOLD Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letterand it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Akpors frm Nigeria for help. Within a minute Akpors cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.